Your challenge this morning is to write a serious guide to a ridiculous subject.
Your guide could be Facts About, a Guide To, a How To, or a list of types (e.g. What ... is that?)
You are the expert! Tell us everything we need to know about the subject and illustrate it.
We are taking inspiration from Andy Griffiths for this challenge. Remember to inject personality, fun, and ridiculousness as much as you can.
Here are some examples from Andy's books: